My twin sister is getting married in October and I am buying tootsie rolls on Amazon.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I am cooking a pack of hotdogs in butter for one.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I just bought a used copy of When Harry met Sally.
My twin sister is getting married in October and my idea of a guy’s night is dogsitting Winston.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I cried to Freebird this week.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I’ve gotten really into crafting lately.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I paid extra upgrade my online dating app.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I have a hand written list of potential dog names for the dog I don’t have yet.
My twin sister is getting married in October and plan amazing dates without having a girl to take them on.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I carried a fake urn around to bars last weekend.
My twin sister is getting married in October and the last woman I made eye contact with was a cashier at Target eight years ago.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I leave pictures of myself in people’s homes hoping that someone will remember me.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I have an Etsy account.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I went to see Finding Dory by myself.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I can’t afford the rent for my studio apartment that’s not even in actual Dallas. It’s in a suburb.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I know what mauve is.
My twin sister is getting married in October and all my friends are girls in relationships.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I go to the farmer’s market on Sundays alone.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I buy pens in bulk online.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I am greeted by name and a “the usual?” by Kim at my donut store.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I sing along to that one brian mcknight song when i make hamburger helper.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I have 3 different kinds of mustard in my fridge for different occasions.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I wrote a letter to a vine star last week.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I make my own febreeze.
My twin sister is getting married in October and I need a date to her wedding.
