My twin sister is getting married

My twin sister is getting married in October and I am buying tootsie rolls on Amazon.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I am cooking a pack of hotdogs in butter for one.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I just bought a used copy of When Harry met Sally.

stitch alone

My twin sister is getting married in October and my idea of a guy’s night is dogsitting Winston.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I cried to Freebird this week.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I’ve gotten really into crafting lately.

craft so much

My twin sister is getting married in October and I paid extra upgrade my online dating app.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I have a hand written list of potential dog names for the dog I don’t have yet.

My twin sister is getting married in October and plan amazing dates without having a girl to take them on.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I carried a fake urn around to bars last weekend.

My twin sister is getting married in October and the last woman I made eye contact with was a cashier at Target eight years ago.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I leave pictures of myself in people’s homes hoping that someone will remember me.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I have an Etsy account.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I went to see Finding Dory by myself.

robin alone

My twin sister is getting married in October and I can’t afford the rent for my studio apartment that’s not even in actual Dallas. It’s in a suburb.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I know what mauve is.

My twin sister is getting married in October and all my friends are girls in relationships.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I go to the farmer’s market on Sundays alone.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I buy pens in bulk online.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I am greeted by name and a “the usual?” by Kim at my donut store.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I sing along to that one brian mcknight song when i make hamburger helper.

rob lowe lonely

My twin sister is getting married in October and I have 3 different kinds of mustard in my fridge for different occasions.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I wrote a letter to a vine star last week.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I make my own febreeze.

My twin sister is getting married in October and I need a date to her wedding.

 

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