she faints but i catch herwe’re driving now and i am starting to bring itok she still hasn’t loosened up yet this is gonna be a long nightparty hats are now on and we are waiting for drinksoh man she’s about to get the emergency call “uhm i need to go home my friend the amazing shelby ashford needs help relacing all her shoes srry g2g”DINNER IS SUHVED. all is well now. we have food and drinks. AND the convo is LIVELYok maybe too lively i need to tone it back somewe leave dinner to walk to dessert. she 100% asked me this. IM NOT GONNA TELL HER NOwe waffle totally her idea in no way did i beg. i walk on the outside bc im a gentlemanIM KIDDING. she blows out her own birthday candle. i bet she wished for everlasting love from me. it has been granted 😉also kidding. she ate pie like a normal person but there really aren’t many pie eating gifs to choose fromi dont want the night to end“oh mack i thot you’d never ask” SHE’S INwaffle back to my carshe’s had drinks and pie so we are jammingok this is exhausting i was good for like 1 high bpm song but she’s still ragingwe invites me inside. “sorry i just moved in” i’m starting to panic. where do i sit? i cant breatheur right. she’s right. i look at her face, it’s stunning. of course im not relaxed its not like this is the first girl’s apartment ive been inside of in months or anything. i couldnt be more uptightthis was a great suggestion on her part. oh what a nighther dog doesn’t like that im here. my only mission is to win her over.literally minutes later and i have the dog’s approval. i totally passed the dog testive been inside too long. i can tell she wants me to gtfoITS ONLY AWKWARD IF U MAKE IT AWKWARDim kidding she actually gave me a really good hug and buried her head in my chest as if to say “please dont go ill never stop loving u”but i have to go…. we both have work in the morning and i need 10hrs sleep minimumi dont cry because it’s over. i smiled bc it happened.
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