Sorry for the delay since my last post. But I have been on hiatus until I could think of something to write about. My newest protest in the meantime will be not eating again until Dez catches it.

So I recently (six months ago) bought a bicycle and have only ridden once. It hurts my gooch and is a fixed-gear. So that’s confusing to me because I can’t not pedal. It’s a requirement to pedal and I love not doing stuff. So to help get me motivated to maybe ride it more often I am going to name it. Ya know, try to build a personal bond. BE ONE with the bike. I also read that bicyclers prefer a fixed gear because it makes you feel attached to the bike and at eternal nirvana with the road.

In no particular order:

• Bichael Scott
• John Bichael Montgomery
• Chad Bichael Murray
• Bike Modano
• Bike Vick
• Bichael Jackson
• Bichael Bluth
• Bichael Jordan
• George Bichael Bluth
• Bike Tyson
• Bichael J. Fox
• Bike Wazowski
• Bike (paul rudd’s character from friends aka crap bag)
• Bichael Douglas
• Bike Evans
• Bike Ditka
• Bichael Caine
• Anthony Bichael Hall
• Bichael Kelso
• Bichael “Squints” Palledorous
• Bichael Keaton
• Bike Jones who I said Bike Jones
• Bike Sorrentino (aka the situation from jersey shore)
• Bichael Cera
• Bichael Bublé
• Bichael Duncan Clarke (rip)
• Bichael Bolton
• Bike Will Made It
• Bichael Scofield
• Bike D (beastie boys)
• Bret Bichaels

voting polls close on Tuesday at seven post meridian.