Bad Hinge Answers: Part 1

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Hey baby boomers – this is dating in 2018.

Do you want to see some of the most aggravating aspects of online dating? This is my own personal experience with a few potential female suitors from the app Hinge. Which is just one of the other dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, etc. The benefit and idea of Hinge is that it’s more than just swiping. You actually have to answer a few questions to show your personality and whatever. I kinda like that. Because I’m more than just a pretty face and deserve to be recognized for it.

But the other day I got one particular answer that just made me furious. I decided to start capturing some of the others.

*all identities of the perps have been cropped out, it is just their answers*

I am normally in the camp of “nobody is too good for a bio”. Because it’s normally just the v pretty and typical Dallas women that just have pictures of their great face nd that’s it. Nothing filled out in the “About Me”. And tbh that sucks. But honestly… after some of this recon for the past two days. I can see why some women are suddenly mute. And this isn’t necessary that only women give bad answers, these are just the answers that I can see. I am actually petrified to see what your typical hetero white male is saying on the other half of this app.

now before someone from hinge reaches out, i do plan on posting another one of all the GOOD answers I find. but for now…

 

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honestly those are all the same thing this is not interesting
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if i hear one more girl say they want an adventure u better fuckin find ur tarzan bc im out
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anyone who say adulting has a special place in hell next to the lady who put her baby in the oven
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saying you speak texan is almost worst than “fluent in sarcasm”
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how is this a would you rather?? and also no you’re not
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ok this one might be just personal for me but its not gonna work out between us
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thats not exactly a pet peeve?? a pet peeve is something that other ppl do that annoys you.. this is just a inconvenience. did you grow up in oregon??
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THEN ANSWER ANOTHER ONE OF THE 60 QUESTIONS FFS
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ya im not gonna guess bc i couldnt give two shits what it is
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pls do not mention coworkers or friends helping you with this. answer something bc you want to answer it
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lovely
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thanks for the heads up on ur bad taste
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mountain dew?? do your parents make meth in a holler of the appalachian
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look. i love dogs. the internet loves dog. but 98% of women answer this question with this response and im just tired of it
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for some reason i just dont believe you. and its spelled pupusas
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THEN ANSWER ANOTHER ONE OF THE 60 QUESTIONS FFS
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a period? really? burn in hell
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what is a dog pickle
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u have such a poor attitude about this i hope you never find love
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great idea!!! something fun!!! i was going to take you to a funeral!! YOUR OWN BC YOU SUCK
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oh good a vine reference!! but not an actual gift in your personal life so we’re starting off with a lie
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…is that a skill??
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ok this just wont work i am a spurs fan
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just like the dog one, so many girls respond with this and i just cant anymore
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“won’t be on here much” THEN FUCKING DELETE IT NOBODY WANTS TO EMPTY FOLLOW YOU
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ok… the favorite bar question you are supposed to say the name of a particular bar. so we can bond over it. and “not loud or wild” what are you baptist?
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u can fuck right off
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i cant handle this woke shit.
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ANYONE ELSE. THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE
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fiction! u dont love god. and if u want friends gtfo this is a DATING app
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riveting
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what kind of life are you living if you arent comfortable sharing about it
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handy?? so you want me fix your bookshelf while you’re out sleeping with other guys at bonnaroo oh ok sure thing babe
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that’s the spirit
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THEN ANSWER ANY OF THE OTHER 60 QUESTIONS FFS
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ok first off i only snore if i am drunk and have sinus issues. secondly should this be immediate criteria?? how easy are you (me personally i am v easy but its ok for guys)
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lucky for you, you have all the time in the world to answer ANY OF THE OTHER 60 FUCKING QUESTIONS AT YOUR LESIURE
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this might be the most infuriating one.
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THEN GTFO. good luck meeting someone irl
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oh! a local bar! so not one kentucky??
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the key word is irrational. a fear of spiders is RATIONAL.
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ok here is exhibit A of the absolute worst person alive.
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this song is a popular answer. but asking if “lets go girls” gets a dude amped is not exactly ur key demographic. save that for ur girlfriends

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