Rachel McAdams Power Ranking

It’s no secret. I love Rachel McAdams. So much so that I just binge watched a ton of her movies (that I already own) so that I can declare a proper ranking of which specific Rachel I love the most. We’ll start it off from worst to first. And it’s very obvious who will be worst.


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Astrology matches with every woman i have ever met but im not psycho



I have no idea how to write about this. This is an strange situation for me, but I want to share. I have asked for opinions on how to pitch this without being creepy (This weekend I just saw the movie “Unsane” which is about a stalker and I don’t want to be pictured like David Strine.) My blogger friend Paige said to frame it as “this is just for fun and friendship compatibility.” Which is a little true yes, this is just for fun and I do have friends mentioned. But honestly I do not need another female friend in my life. I need to trade some in actually. And all Augusta had to offer for advice was “omg this is wild HAHA.” and then I didn’t hear from her again for days. Continue reading

GOOD Hinge Answers

As promised. It’s not all doom and gloom, there are some great catches out there and here’s a sneak peak at a few eligible ladies in DFW. ALL FOR ME THOUGH. The following are what I deem as GOOD answers for the dating app, Hinge. These took a little longer to throw together, good answers are few and far between. The bad answers were much quicker to gather. But of course, these are all a little biased and they might just be good answers particular to me. BUT I HAVE MY REASONS. Continue reading

Bad Hinge Answers: Part 1


Hey baby boomers – this is dating in 2018.

Do you want to see some of the most aggravating aspects of online dating? This is my own personal experience with a few potential female suitors from the app Hinge. Which is just one of the other dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, etc. The benefit and idea of Hinge is that it’s more than just swiping. You actually have to answer a few questions to show your personality and whatever. I kinda like that. Because I’m more than just a pretty face and deserve to be recognized for it. Continue reading

it’s so hard being me

I have to work so hard on to get my face to look the way it does. How sad is that? Me writing about skincare is like charlie sheen preaching about sobriety. Speaking of sheen, back to my face. I don’t even get that great of results, I still look like this. I mean shape wise and whatever I think it’s a pretty ok face. But the clarity has been an issue since nam. I have sold organs to pay for dermatology visits and derm meds for years. But they’re always harsh and I am pretty sensitive. Inside and out. But the past 6 months or so I have been doing small changes to work on my face without the constant meds that turn be bright fuckin red and make me so dry i look like spongebob that one time he needed water in sandy’s dome.


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Cuffing season is upon us


too predictable to use the “winter is coming” gif


yes hello happy november i am back. back again. This is two monthsish behind schedule but for those of you who don’t know, Cuffing Season is kinda defined as the following (i pulled this off urban dictionary and that is my bible)

“During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be “Cuffed” or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.” Continue reading