It’s no secret. I love Rachel McAdams. So much so that I just binge watched a ton of her movies (that I already own) so that I can declare a proper ranking of which specific Rachel I love the most. We’ll start it off from worst to first. And it’s very obvious who will be worst.
I am so fucking embarrassed. Everyone knows how much I pride myself on my gift-giving ability. But I finally messed up. How could this happen? Why me? Why now? Continue reading
I have no idea how to write about this. This is an strange situation for me, but I want to share. I have asked for opinions on how to pitch this without being creepy (This weekend I just saw the movie “Unsane” which is about a stalker and I don’t want to be pictured like David Strine.) My blogger friend Paige said to frame it as “this is just for fun and friendship compatibility.” Which is a little true yes, this is just for fun and I do have friends mentioned. But honestly I do not need another female friend in my life. I need to trade some in actually. And all Augusta had to offer for advice was “omg this is wild HAHA.” and then I didn’t hear from her again for days. Continue reading
As promised. It’s not all doom and gloom, there are some great catches out there and here’s a sneak peak at a few eligible ladies in DFW. ALL FOR ME THOUGH. The following are what I deem as GOOD answers for the dating app, Hinge. These took a little longer to throw together, good answers are few and far between. The bad answers were much quicker to gather. But of course, these are all a little biased and they might just be good answers particular to me. BUT I HAVE MY REASONS. Continue reading
Hey baby boomers – this is dating in 2018.
Do you want to see some of the most aggravating aspects of online dating? This is my own personal experience with a few potential female suitors from the app Hinge. Which is just one of the other dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, etc. The benefit and idea of Hinge is that it’s more than just swiping. You actually have to answer a few questions to show your personality and whatever. I kinda like that. Because I’m more than just a pretty face and deserve to be recognized for it. Continue reading
I have to work so hard on to get my face to look the way it does. How sad is that? Me writing about skincare is like charlie sheen preaching about sobriety. Speaking of sheen, back to my face. I don’t even get that great of results, I still look like this. I mean shape wise and whatever I think it’s a pretty ok face. But the clarity has been an issue since nam. I have sold organs to pay for dermatology visits and derm meds for years. But they’re always harsh and I am pretty sensitive. Inside and out. But the past 6 months or so I have been doing small changes to work on my face without the constant meds that turn be bright fuckin red and make me so dry i look like spongebob that one time he needed water in sandy’s dome.
We just had our two year anniversary in early November. I remember the night so well. It was at the Gaylord Texan in Grapevine, Tx. A suburb outside Dallas. I was there with my cousin and some friends. And then I see her. At least I think that’s her? Continue reading
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