Dallas Dating Spreadsheet

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I LIKE THE WAY DALLAS LOOKS

Okay, it’s more than that. It’s also just places to go with platonic groups of friends and family. But it started out as strictly my original date spots and is still a majority of date spots. I don’t know why I do this. Continue reading

Happy St. Patty’s Day, Mom. I got a tattoo.

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March 17th. The day for all the fair-skinned imps to lather up and show themselves in public. We head to Sherlock’s which is a British pub which is the same thing as an Irish pub so it was crawling with every person in North Dallas claiming “oh yeah my grandpa was part Irish.” I grab my green beer and we head towards the back away from the crowd of lunatics. THEY HAVE DART BOARDS. LET’S PLAY. Continue reading

happy valentines day i pissed myself

I am never not peeing. I’m going right now actually. For some reason, I wanted to start being semi-healthier. A slow start is necessary though. I figured I would drink a gallon of water per day, to keep me from drinking Dr Pecker or beer. I heard there were benefits. Better skin, more energy, etc. I could use that. I mean if ‘yonce does it then I should probably give it a shot.

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