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Author: onceyougomack
Cuffing season is upon us
too predictable to use the “winter is coming” gif
yes hello happy november i am back. back again. This is two monthsish behind schedule but for those of you who don’t know, Cuffing Season is kinda defined as the following (i pulled this off urban dictionary and that is my bible)
“During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be “Cuffed” or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.” Continue reading
I Learned What Love is From a 12yo RNB Singer
The year was 2000. Eight year old Mack had just heard a song that would change his life forever. It was Sammie’s “I Like It”. A kid entering his teenage years already singing about love and I knew that I wanted to be him.
Dallas Dating Spreadsheet
Okay, it’s more than that. It’s also just places to go with platonic groups of friends and family. But it started out as strictly my original date spots and is still a majority of date spots. I don’t know why I do this. Continue reading
Happy St. Patty’s Day, Mom. I got a tattoo.
March 17th. The day for all the fair-skinned imps to lather up and show themselves in public. We head to Sherlock’s which is a British pub which is the same thing as an Irish pub so it was crawling with every person in North Dallas claiming “oh yeah my grandpa was part Irish.” I grab my green beer and we head towards the back away from the crowd of lunatics. THEY HAVE DART BOARDS. LET’S PLAY. Continue reading
Nobody likes a tattletale
Valentine’s Day. 2017. I’m alone (im as shocked as u are.) Why not be a man and go to the gun range? It’s been awhile since I’ve shot. And my friend Sassy said it was very “chic single man” of me to do so and I will never go against her. She’s always right. She always says chic so I do too. Continue reading
happy valentines day i pissed myself
I am never not peeing. I’m going right now actually. For some reason, I wanted to start being semi-healthier. A slow start is necessary though. I figured I would drink a gallon of water per day, to keep me from drinking Dr Pecker or beer. I heard there were benefits. Better skin, more energy, etc. I could use that. I mean if ‘yonce does it then I should probably give it a shot.
